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asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

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beccarez:

"This looks a lot like devil worship."

"No! No…This isn’t devil worship! This is….I…I don’t have a good answer for this."

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officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels

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professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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mssissypooh:

viluuuk:

seriously rolling on the floor laughing

Laughing hysterically, and scaring the cat in the process.

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carry-on-jaeger:

CARRY-ON-JAEGER’S ATTACK ON TITAN GIVEAWAY!

Yay, its Eren Jaeger’s birthday! With that, it’s the last day of erenweek, so to top it all off why not have a giveaway. Hopefully you guys like the prizes, I tried staying within the theme. 

RULES AND STUFF:

  • You don’t have to be following me, but feel free to if you like the stuff I post.
  • Reblog as much as you want, every single one of them count.
  • Likes count too
  • The winner will be randomly selected from an online generator
  • You have to have your ask box open if you win
  • I ship internationally. (We’ll work something out if there is any problem)
  • You have to be okay with giving me your address. This is the only way i can get the prize to you.
  • This will end April 30th (which is the end of April) which gives you a over a month to enter.
  • I’LL ONLY GIVE 48 HRS FOR THE WINNER TO RESPOND
  • Lastly, Im okay with side-blogs, but no giveaway blogs. (I’ll be checking)
  • If you have any questions, my ask box is always open

WHAT YOU’LL WIN:

  • Wall Maria wallet
  • Attack on Titan messenger bag
  • Eren Jaeger large mouse pad
  • Survey Corp necklace
  • AOT blade key chain
  • Eren Jaeger w/ blade necklace
  • Survey Corp pocket watch

That’s pretty much it! Start reblogging!!

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jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

Pizza is love

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theodd1sout:

well someone has to make me feel bad.  


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theodd1sout:

He told me to use it…

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theodd1sout:

This will help you write good.

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boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

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egberts:

egberts:

frozoned again 

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